Yes, the title of this article is inspired by the Looney Toons show ‘Duck Dodgers’ but the similarity ends there.

For a long time (the day since when the first pair of shoes were hurled at Cowboy George .W. Bush to be precise; later in the article you’ll know why I’m referring to him as ‘cowboy’), I’ve been brainstorming that how did a 60+ oldie manage to dodge a shoe traveling at approx. 65mph (accept this figure as there was not even a single speed gun at the conference...