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    Despite bein a bigtime prankster this time I dint fool anybody

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    hey sumit, what was your individual score in three sections in CAT08

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orion276 View Post
    hey sumit, what was your individual score in three sections in CAT08
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    looks like some private stuff goin on here..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dits1.0 View Post
    looks like some private stuff goin on here..
    Ha Ha..private messages are there for some purpose and one can use them
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    Default May I smoke while I pray

    Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

    Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

    So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray ?"

    The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

    Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

    Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

    And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"

    To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."

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    Default Reducing the Phone Bils

    The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

    Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

    Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

    Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

    Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !

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    Default Wrong Email id

    A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room,
    so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
    typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he
    sent the e-mail.

    Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home
    from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,
    expecting messages from relatives and friends.
    After reading the first message, she fainted.
    The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer

    Screen which read:

    To : My Loving Wife
    Subject : I've Reached
    Date : 28 Jun 2007

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

    I've just reached and have been checked in.
    I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    Looking forward to seeing you then!
    Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was

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    Hi guys and gals , we are having a lot of work these days...exams , preparation and all.

    May be its time for some leisure ..what say :P
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    A lovely Mathematical Poem

    Iím sure that I will always be
    A lonely number like root three

    The three is all thatís good and right,
    Why must my three keep out of sight
    Beneath the vicious square root sign,
    I wish instead I were a nine

    For nine could thwart this evil trick,
    with just some quick arithmetic

    I know Iíll never see the sun, as 1.7321
    Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

    When hark! What is this I see,
    Another square root of a three

    As quietly co-waltzing by,
    Together now we multiply
    To form a number we prefer,
    Rejoicing as an integer

    We break free from our mortal bonds
    With the wave of magic wands

    Our square root signs become unglued
    Your love for me has been renewed
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    I Love You

    I loved you and I loved you deep from my heartÖ

    You said you were already in love with someone else.

    So..I never said I LOVE U ,but I still had feelings for you.

    Is it my mistake that I loved someone who already was in love??
    Is it my mistake that I'm not able to kill my feelings for you??

    Days are passing like hell.

    To my surprise, you came back to my life..!
    You made me laugh.
    You made me cry too.
    I don't want to know what happened to your relationship, but I can understand you broke up.
    I don't care your past.
    I just want you to be mine in the present and in the future.

    I just LOVE U. But I never said I LOVE U.

    We had long talks on the phone.
    We had sweet nothings.
    You were the last one to wish 'Good night' , every night.
    I am getting to feel your love and care for me.

    But..I never said I LOVE U.

    I don't want to be the reason for your break up.
    I asked you.
    You said it's not because of me.
    You don't know how happy I was, listening to this from you!

    But still...I never said I LOVE U.

    I asked you to call your love once.
    I know you loved him, but I don't know if you still love him.
    I wanted you to marry the one you love.
    I wanted you to be happy and I'm ready to MISS you for that.
    You called him and she wasn't ready to accept you back into him life.
    I'm not happy but somewhere in the corner of my heart I'm..!

    Even then I didn't say I LOVE U.

    You caught me somehow....!

    You asked me if I LOVE U.
    I cried and cried and finally said how much I LOVED U.
    You said you donít want any commitments in your life.
    You are true, as you have some bad past.

    But I know U LOVE ME.

    I thought I can change you.
    I made you feel I am there for you.
    I made you feel my love.
    I made you come back to your life.
    I made you smile and smile and smile.

    Now I asked WILL YOU MARRY ME ??

    You asked for time.
    I expected a positive reply.
    I spent that week in the same hell, where I was previously.
    The day came..
    You didn't turn up as you promised.
    I cried.
    I was lost.
    I called you.
    You rejected my call.
    I tried all ways to contact you, but I failed.
    I'm calling you daily and you started avoiding me.
    You said you were busy.
    I am not sure of how busy you are.
    But still, I LOVE U and so I tried to convince myself that you are busy.

    Days are passing....

    I am calling you at least thrice a day.
    I wanted to know how you are.
    I am not able to tell anyone.
    I don't know whatís in your mind.

    I called you as I do daily.
    You answered.
    I was on cloud 9, hearing to your voice.
    I enquired your health.
    You started yelling at me asking why I am making calls to you.
    You know the reason too..

    I LOVED U...

    You said HE is back.
    You asked me what to do.

    What can I say???

    Is it my mistake that I asked you to call him.
    Is it my mistake that I wanted to see you happy.
    Is it my mistake that I wanted to know how your health is.
    Is it my mistake that I'm still loving you.
    Is it my mistake that I'm spending sleepless nights just crying for you.
    Is it my mistake that I'm helpless..

    And today you came back to my life and asked me to MARRY YOU...!!

    So what should I say you now???

    Am I happy with you in my life??

    Do I STILL LOVE YOU?????
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    love n all, nt bad......bhai kya baat hai all mushy mushy.....ki Indore ki kudiyon ko patane ka irada hai ?

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    ha ha ..SECRET ...just clearing some stuff..so read it and felt liek posting...vaise what do you say WILL YOU MARRY HER?
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    nice poems sumit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sumit2goody View Post
    ha ha ..SECRET ...just clearing some stuff..so read it and felt liek posting...vaise what do you say WILL YOU MARRY HER?
    hehe...Marriage?..lol...bhai abhi toh hum bacche hein, khelne kudne ki umar hai....will u marry her?....waise bhai after this post(love wale,mushy mushy) am sure ur female following will triple.....girls i believe luv all this stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shweta1024 View Post
    nice poems sumit.
    forwards not self composed
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyc_chirag View Post
    hehe...Marriage?..lol...bhai abhi toh hum bacche hein, khelne kudne ki umar hai....will u marry her?....waise bhai after this post(love wale,mushy mushy) am sure ur female following will triple.....girls i believe luv all this stuff...
    tumhare mooh mein ghee shakkar :P
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    Toughest Passage to comprehend

    1975 Jan 1

    It is about five in the morning. Father (I am not bothering with names)woke up with a start. Many years had passed since he had founded the orphanage.

    He had named it "X-Orphanage", a rather funny name. But looking back ,everything about his life seemed funny now. Hearing some noise outside, Father decided to have a look.

    A child lay there in front of the orphanage. It was a girl. Seeing her abandoned like this in the cold morning ,Father felt a sense of anger for the the merciless being who had thrown her away like this. He took her in his arms. He would raise her like his own child.
    17 Years Later

    The girl has grown up now. She is now staying in a hostel. She meets a man and falls in love with him. She gets pregnant. The man disappears.
    She is thrown out of the Hostel.

    Father comes and takes her back to the orphanage. She gives birth to a girl but the baby is mysteriously stolen. Unable to bear all this, the Father commits suicide.

    Due to some problems concerning the delivery, the girl went to see a Doctor. The doctor having examined her ,said with a sad ex-pression on his face, "Adrenalo Sytosis, a serious case of hormone imbalance". An operation was performed in which the doctor had to change the sex of the patient.

    The girl was now transformed to a man.

    The man was very depressed because he had lost his child, the father had committed suicide, his lover had betrayed him , he had to change sex and so on. He eventually took to drinking.

    One day he saw that a new bar had opened in his locality. The name of the bar was 'Sangeetha Bar'. He went inside. There he saw a bearded man.
    The bearded man told him that he had a Time Machine and that he could take it. He accepted the gift from the bearded man. He decided to go to the past (to the year 1992)and started the Time Machine.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    1992

    The man arrives with the Time Machine in the year 1992.There he meets a girl (the same girl who has now become the man) and falls in love with her.

    The girl gets pregnant. The man, unwilling to marry her ,leaves the town. He goes to another city, earns some money and come backs to the city where the girl lives. He wants to conceal his identity ,so he has grown a beard.

    He starts a bar named 'Sangeetha Bar'. When he was sitting in the bar, a man comes (the same man who was earlier the girl). He gives the Time machine to the man. The man starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.

    Suddenly a man wearing a mask comes to the bar. He points a gun at the bearded man ..He says that he has a Time Machine and he will take the bearded man to the past. Taking the bearded man with him, the masked man starts the Time Machine.

    When they reach the past, the masked man gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away. The bearded man finds himself in front of X-Orphanage. He goes inside and finds a woman (the same woman who later becomes the man) lying there with her new born baby. It is a girl. He takes the girl and starts the Time Machine to go to the past (to the year 1975).
    1975 Jan 1

    The bearded man arrives with the girl. He leaves her in front of X-Orphanage. He joins a college, studies hard and becomes a doctor. One day a woman was brought to the hospital. He examines her and finds that it is a serious case of 'Adrenalo Sytosis'. He performs an operation in which he changes her sex. He then starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.

    He arrives at a time of great famine and suffering Seeing all this, he decides to become a priest and to serve the people. He starts an orphanage and names it 'X-Orphanage'.

    One day(1975 Jan 1), he finds a girl lying in front of the orphanage. He takes her and brings her up like his own child.

    One day he hears that the girl is pregnant and is thrown out of the hostel. He brings her back to X-Orphanage. She gives birth to a girl.
    The Father wants to go to the future. He wears a mask, takes a gun and starts the Time Machine. He reaches in front of 'Sangeetha Bar'. He goes inside and forces the bearded man to travel along with him to the past.
    Reaching the past, he feels guilty about forcing the bearded man to come with him. He gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away.
    When he returns, he hears the sad news that the baby is stolen. Unable to bear the sorrow ,he commits suicide.
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    Greatness of Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar
    Here are a few things in the realms of fantasy but which could well become a reality in the years to come:

    1. Tendulkar will be the first Indian sportsperson to be granted Bharat Ratna.
    2. The Reserve Bank of India will mint a special 100-rupee coin with Tendulkar's face on one side. The figure 100 a symbolic tribute to the master.
    3. A stamp and a first day cover featuring Tendulkar will be among the many honours that will come his way on his retirement.
    4. Cricket's showpiece stadium, the Eden Gardens, will be renamed after Tendulkar.
    5. The great venue in Kolkata will also play host to Tendulkar's benefit. The over 100,000 people at the watch will be a new record for any benefit anywhere in the world.
    6. Cricket's World Cup will have a permanent trophy. It will be named after Tendulkar - statistically the greatest player ever in the abridged version of the game.
    7. An ageing MF Husain will pay tribute to Tendulkar by publicly painting a picture. It will show Tendulkar wrapped in the Indian tricolour galloping with horses, with Tendulkar ahead of the horses!
    8. Tendulkar will be made chairman of the selection committee despite the presence of several seniors in the committee.
    9. After serving as selector, Tendulkar will become the BCCI president - elected unopposed after nation-wide clamour by the players.
    10. Bandra, the place where the hero spent all his life, will be renamed Sachin Tendulkar Nagar.
    11. The Sahitya Sahawas building where Tendulkar grew up will be deemed a heritage building by the Archaeological department. And the house where he lived till recently will be thrown open to visitors one day in a year - on his birthday.
    12. The MRF-Sachin Tendulkar Cricket Foundation will be the Mecca for young hopefuls all over the world with some of the best names in the game as coaches.
    13. Tendulkar will enter the Guinness Book of World Records for being the subject of more books than any other cricketer in the world.
    14. A Sachin Tendulkar Museum will be established in Mumbai which will become one of the great tourist attractions.
    15. By the time he retires, Tendulkar would have moved into a fortress of a house that will find tourists flocking to get a darshan of the demi-God.
    16. Political parties will make a beeline to have him in their party, but Tendulkar will stay clear. Tendulkar, however, will take up the post of Sheriff of Mumbai.
    17. April 24, Tendulkar's birthday, will be declared as Ekta Din. A day when all differences - political, linguistic, religious etc - are set aside to foster national pride. That is what Tendulkar was able to achieve when he was at the crease and that is what the day aims to achieve in his honour.
    18. Tendulkar will net more income from endorsements and other promotional activities in retirement than the highest paid active Indian sportsperson.
    19. India will have its own Mt Rushmore in the hills of Lonavala. In a fantastic tribute to two of the greatest sons of the soil, the Maharashtra state government will commission a top sculptor of the day to etch the faces of Tendulkar and Gavaskar carved on the rocks. The 80-foot sculpture will give a spectacular look for travellers on the Mumbai-Pune Highway amid the sheer drop of the Western Ghats.
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    bhai log yahan par koi leisure thread par nahi aata :P
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